While Parched One Day

I like Arbys fast food, so I go there on occasion. Last time I went, I happened to note this printed on the side of the cup:

"Why wash your Arbys down with a cold beverage?
You could try washing your sandwich down with another sandwich. But a sandwich could be hard to fit in a cup and even harder to sip through a straw."

While I appreciate the absurdity and humor of the message, as well as the fact that they didn't just put a slogan or an ad there, I have to say one thing: it doesn't make me hungry OR thirsty. In fact, it makes me feel a wee bit ill. "Yes, I'll have the roast beef shake, please."